Posted by
NOTLEGALROADKILLYET on Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:10:22 AM
At one point, I wanted to include lawyer and law jokes in this blog, just to lighten it up. There is so much serious stuff to write about that it seems I never have the time. Today, I ran across a bit of humor that is worth sharing:
What do retired people do all day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in thre for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. I went up to him and said "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I am retired. It's important at my age.